Tuesday, May 24, 2005

What's in your wallet?

So we are standing aound in the parking lot and the conversation goes like this:

Mark: Who is that guy?

Pat: That is Anna's boyfriend Xavier. His real name is Louis but he wants to be called "X."

Tom: Anna's boyfirend?

Pat: Yeah he is an artist.

Tom: What does that mean?

Melissa: It means he has never worked a day in his life.

Mark: Serious?

Melissa: Seriously, never. Never even went to school.

Mark: Nice work if you can get it.

Tom: How does that work? No pun intended!

Melissa: Subsidised housing, surplus cheese, food coupons, and a lot of mooching.

Tom: What about the nice car?

Melissa: You don't want to know.

Mark: Ever see his art?

Melissa: Nope!

Tom: Well I hope he is good.

Melissa: Nice guy, just don't lend him anything.

Pat: He's bleeding Anna to death.

He comes towards us and we slowly disperse...

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